Riley got run over by a reindeer
Somewhere on the hellmouth Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But if you'd seen this miracle you'd believe

He'd been drinking too much egg-nog,
And Xander begged him please to go,
And coz he’d forgot his medication
He staggered out the door into the snow.

When Buffy found him Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And 'Always = BA' stamped on his back.

Riley got run over by a reindeer
Somewhere on the hellmouth Christmas Eve
I used to say there’s no such thing as Santa
But Riley was the evidence I did need

The Scooby’s are all so proud of Buffy,
She's been taking this so well,
See her out there slaying footballs,
Laying back and playing cards with best friend Will.

It's a great Christmas without Riley,
All the Scooby’s can laugh and chat,
But they just can't help but wonder,
Should they open up his gifts or send them back?

(SEND THEM BACK!)

Riley got run over by a reindeer
Somewhere on the hellmouth Christmas eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But even stuffy watchers do believe

Now the goose is on the table,
And the pudding made of fig, (ahh)
And the blue and silver candles
That would just have matched the hair in Riley’s Christmas wig.

Buffy’s told all her friends and neighbors,
"Christmas will be joyful for yourselves",
"Because happily Santa believes
Angel and I should be together for all to be well."

Riley got run over by a reindeer
Somewhere on the hellmouth Christmas eve
Many say there’s no such thing as Santa
But even Joss could not sit and grieve

(SING IT XANDER!)

Riley got run over by a reindeer
Somewhere on the hellmouth Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as Santa
But if you'd seen this miracle you'd believe

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!