Anyone that knows me are well aware that I do a mean smeagol immitation. So today I got the idea of taping it with my mic and put them up for my visitors to hear as well, but sadly you get to miss the show of me acting out the sceenes as well as saying them... lol

For those interessted in hearing what I really sound like you can listen to my introduction of this section.

Smeagol: Prescious
Quotes:
"We wants it, we needs it, must have... the prescious..."

Smeagol: Fishy Song
Quotes:
"The Rock and pool
is nice and cool
So juicy sweet

All they wish
to catch a fish
So juicy sweet"

Smeagol: Why does it cry?
Quotes:
G: "Smeagol... Why does it cry, Smeagol...?"
S: "Master tricked us"
G: "Of course he did... told you he was tricksy... told you he was false..."
S: "Master is our friend."
G: "You don't have any friends... nobody likes you..."
S: "Not listening, I'm not listening"
G: "You're a lying thief!"
S: "No"
G: "Murderer"
S: "Go away..."
G: "Go away...? Hahaha, I saved us, it was me, we survived because of me!"
S: "Not anymore"
G: "What...?"
S: "Master looks after us now, we don't need you... Leave now and never come back!"
G: "What did you say...?"
S: "Leave now and never come back!"
G: "Grrrr"
S: "Leave now and never come back! ... We told him to go away... an away he goes, prescious... gone, gone, gone, Smeagol is free..."

Smeagol, Sam: Ruins it
Quotes:
Smeagol: "Arrrg, What's it doing? Stupid fat hobbit! He ruins it!"
Sam: "What's there to ruin? There's hardly any meet on it! All we need now is some nice piece of taters"
Smeagol: "What's taters, prescious? What's taters?"
Sam: "Po-ta-toes. Boil'em, mash'em, stick'em in a stu! A nice piece of fried fish, even you couldn't say no to that!"
Smeagol: "Oh yes we could! Spoil nice fish like this... Give it to us raw, and wriggling. You keep nasty chips!"
Sam: "You're hopeless..."

I you have any sceene requests, e-mail me, and I'll do my best to provide it for you ;)